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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
“THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY”
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Me pretending to be in the Snuggie commercial ft. mom
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Brentwood Library, Tennessee
I live in a horrible world where that is not my library.
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its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle
and he still hasnt won any oscars
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my nephew was singing thrift shop and instead of saying cock he says clock
walk up in the club like waddup i gotta big clock
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thank u for ur contribution it changed my life
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I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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