guy:

and that’s how I stole your man sweetie (:

guy:

and that’s how I stole your man sweetie (:

(via jellys)

disneybakerdcp:

A) I LOVE SCHNAUZERS

B) THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN

(via deodoranting)

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

(via toalltheirown)

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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(via fuckuary)

literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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(via fuckuary)

aidantuurner:

i was presenting something in english the other day and this kid started snickering and laughing at me so i just stopped in the middle of talking and stared at him with the best evil look ever and

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(via fuckuary)

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